How many camels is my girlfriend worth?

how old is she? how much does she weigh? (kilos) what about hair color? blond red-head brunette so bald she's shiny what's her hairstyle? silky smooth curly braided buzz cut mohawk what's her spirit? an obedient little helper somewhat needy a free thinker a naughty, naughty girl is she ballsy? she sometimes goes outside without my permission, the brat she speaks her mind when she needs to she's into extreme sports she has a pair of testicles how many times a week do you do it? 5-7 times 1-4 times we did it once. do what? what does she do? she's a waitress she's a business woman she's a cleaning lady she cleans my plates after she cooks for me how is she in the kitchen? i do all the cooking i can sometimes swallow her food she makes great cakes! she's fine there, thank you. is this for real? Offended? Insulted? Send us Hate Mail! ..:: check out these: How many camels :: How gay is my bf :: The most boring webcam :: Evil Monkey Disguises :: Cow Sutra ::.. ..:: Part of Evil Sun Productions :: go home ::..